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June 30, 2006
Opening of the Nation's Imperial Ministry
“My heart’s burden remains the same as it was in 1956: I long to train ‘young champions for Christ’ who can save America from moral ruin and evangelize the world for Christ in their generation.” - Reverend Jerry Falwell
Jerry Falwell's new Thomas Road Baptist Church opens on Sunday and the US Department of Art & Technology will be there to help on the first leg of the Situational Tours through the USA Bible Belt. It will be a sight to behold: a 1 million square foot, 6000 seat auditorium where Reverend Falwell will stage his spectacle of devotion, his passionate healings, his inspirational sermons that portray a stronger, more agressive, more militant, more Christian nation. Come to Lynchburg and Celebrate America! Before the nation disintegrates!
Posted by the Secretary-at-Large at June 30, 2006 05:32 AM