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"After four turbulent years serving the President, I took back the Department and made it my own." – Secretary-at-Large, Randall M. Packer

Cosmology of Hell


[The Sowers of Discord]


they are the fanatics, seeing the world in a false perspective, ready to rip up the whole fabric of society to justify a sectional egotism


August 22, 2005

Sacrificial Manifesto

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On Saturday, Gary Qualls read his Manifesto, declaring to the nation and Almighty God that he is ready and willing to sacrifice his entire family to the cause of the War in Iraq, after losing his oldest son Louis.

[video by Randall Packer]

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Mourning in America

Mourning in America

Now that Republicans have declared War at Fort Qualls, Crawford Texas, it is mourning in America. We sink ever deeper into a Season in Hell.

[photo by Yauger]

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August 23, 2005

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[photo by Yauger]

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Swing Low, Sweet Chariot

Swing Low, Sweet Chariot

The radical, tough guy, Chariots of Light of Crawford, Texas will rev you up! They ride and pray for the President, combining motivational life messages from the Word of God with the thrill and excitement of the low slung biker...

[photo by Randall Packer]

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August 24, 2005

Let Freedom Ring

Let Freedom Ring

Outside the Yellow Rose, where this traveling show includes a replica of the liberty bell flanked by the ten commandments, any separation between church and state is decisively eliminated.

[photo by Randall Packer]

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Blessed Killing American Style

Blessed Killing American Style

Contradictions don't bother the Christian Right, they know the truth, it's right there in the Ten Commandments, displayed ceremoniously out in front of the Yellow Rose store in Crawford, Texas, where US DAT is conducting its latest Situational Tour.

When you mix it all up - religion, war, and politics - you can shape the truth in any fashion you like... you can take any action you like. Just ask evangelist Pat Robertson who announced yesterday the US should assassinate Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez.

This is the Christian Way?

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August 25, 2005

God Bless Our President... He Needs It

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The President has run out of blessings, the dream is over. With nearly 2000 soldiers dead in Iraq, a war without end, without purpose, without cause, without even a real premise, the President's fantasy has run its course.

The fantasy of finding Weapons of Mass Deconstruction in Iraq is dead. The fantasy of an oil-rich haven for Halliburton is dead. The fantasy of Iraqis gleefully cheering the American flag is dead. The fantasy of spreading Jeffersonian democracy throughout the Middle East is dead. The fantasy of MacDonalds and Starbucks on every corner of Baghdad is dead.

Yes, God Bless the President now that his impossible dream is in ruins. He needs all the help he can get.

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December 02, 2005

Sowers of Discord

Sowers of Discord

Those who deliberately exploit the passion of others, who derive pleasure from conflict, who probe other's vulnerabilities, who are driven to serve their own interests, are themelves driven and scourged, mired in relentless spin.

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April 03, 2006

Sower of the Sectarian Divide

Breaking the Sectarian Divide

"I vow to pursue an aggressive speaking and organizing campaign aimed at promoting foster care, Republican candidates and a closer connection between religion and government." – Tom Delay

Tom Delay has resigned from Congress but will continue to fight the Good Cause, finishing off the crumbling wall that divides church and state, that anachronistic wall that once divided ideological madness from reason, religious fever from social enlightenment, the advancement of science from the looming apocalypse.

All together now: a National Prayer for Tom!


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June 11, 2007

Victims of a Starved Amygdala

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Their victims are the men and women who began their day in front of the television - hynotized, transfixed, the innocent ones who believed in the media, who believed it was fair and balanced, who believed in truth!

According to Al Gore's prognosis of those who were subjected to excessive amounts of Bill O'Reilly's The Factor on Fox News:

TV induces a sort of national trance because the brain's fear center, the amygdala, receives only a fraction of electrical impulses from the neocortex.

Their brains were starved, submitting to a false perspective, the exploitation of public opinion that bypasses reason and logic.

That is precisely, according to Ann Coulter, how you talk to a liberal.

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